Ahoy busy days...

With the coming days, the list on his hand is full:

1. Deepa coming means extra day at home.
2. After Deepa is wedding bell rings.
3. If the wedding bell rings means there's a plane to catch.

With his brain so excited, how could he sleep?

When Tong Yen drives...

One day, Tong Yen decided to drive one of the luxuriest car owned by Uncle Lim, not Genting, but Bayan Lepas. So together with Mom Ju Lee, Mr. William, JC Hensom and Uncle Lim gone for lunch in Chopper Board. During the trip back...



Tong Yen : ** Swerves to the right **...
Mr. William : Tong Yennnnnnnnnnnnnn....
JC Hensom : Aaaarggggghhhh...



Tong Yen : -.-"



Tong Yen : ** Swerves Uncle Lim's Vios to the left **...
Mr William : Tooonnnng Yeeeennnnn...
JC Hensom : Aaaarrrggghhhhh...



Tong Yen : ** started to feel annoyed **...



Tong Yen : ** Swerves Vios to the right again **...
Mr William : Tooooooooonnnnnggggg Yeeennnnnnnnnn...
JC Hensom : AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH...



Tong Yen : ><" knn... lu dua orang turun kereta!



Yeah... oh yeah... that was a good journey...



william wilstroth... of her and vios...

The Days at Home

Hmm, how do I start this?

There was this call in the morning, no, not to me but to my partner. She then stood up and grabbed me out of office. "I got a funeral to attend!"

Her grandmum had passed away this morning.

"Many condolences to her."





-She left her workplace and off she went to the funeral.

Bloody busy

Happy "Hari Raya" to all folks out there who celebrate this happy event. The co-author cheers to everyone. He's so happy cos' he got HOLIDAYS! Hiip - hip - horrrayyyy!

Though, happy not for long, as soon as he came back for work. The Raya week had come and gone with the wind. In the flicker of the eyes, his body and soul is back in the Company.

"Aduih, whole bunch of work stack upon his desk!" The co-author narrated his story to his lovely audience.

He sat on the table and thought of his eventful story during the raya...


"Ladies and gentleman, behold the trilogy of the Raya vacation of the co-author"

"Rolling into the blog in October 2009!"

"Reach your nearest internet spot and don't get left out..."


The co-author looked next to him and his girlfriend put her palm on his forehead.

"Oi, you dah sakit ka? No fever also!"




- Coming to your newsletter "Raya Vacation Thrill 2009"

Smile... Say Cheese!... You are a Koo Koo Kai

A girl at the street who smiles at you, if you are a guy, can mean a few things. First, you are handsome and she smiles at you. Second, she is a sales girl trying to sell you something so by giving you the first smile. Third, she smiles at you because she's got nothing to do. Nah, the third option is impossible. Fourth, she's a hooker and she is smilling at you. Sounds inviting right? Yes, these are some of the things that men like us will look forward to especially from a beautiful girl on the street. Yes, you are very right. Here's why I said it's right. My wife and I were turning out from Gurney's parking into the main street one late night:

Mr William : * swerves into the main street exiting Gurney Plaza *

Mrs William : Low kung... careful ar... SYLL standing very near the road...

Mr William : ok... * slows down SLK *

SYLL standing by the road: * gave her best sweet smile to us *

Mrs William : Wah, she smile so sweet... must be a koo koo kai...

Mr William : huh? what the... ?!?! sure boh????

Mrs William : yeah lar... if not... why she stand by the roadside and smile at us leh...??

Mr William : aiya, maybe she's not smiling at us leh... there are so many people out there...

Mrs William : How many people wor... its late oredy... 12 pm niah...

Mr William : Yeah hor...

Mrs William : so... she must be koo koo kai lar...

Mr William : she is so pretty... so fair and lovely... ayo, waiting for boypren lar... some more... she is standing next to a big car... Toyota somemore... si umm si jadi koo koo kai ah?

Mrs William : Aiya... that car can belong to a sugar daddy mar...

Mr William : Ok ok... you win... you want me to gostan and get her number for you? or facebook?

Mrs William : * Whack! Whack! * go home!

Mr William : ok ok...

Is sky the limit... smile cheese!! you are koo koo kai!