A girl at the street who smiles at you, if you are a guy, can mean a few things. First, you are handsome and she smiles at you. Second, she is a sales girl trying to sell you something so by giving you the first smile. Third, she smiles at you because she's got nothing to do. Nah, the third option is impossible. Fourth, she's a hooker and she is smilling at you. Sounds inviting right? Yes, these are some of the things that men like us will look forward to especially from a beautiful girl on the street. Yes, you are very right. Here's why I said it's right. My wife and I were turning out from Gurney's parking into the main street one late night:
Mr William : * swerves into the main street exiting Gurney Plaza *
Mrs William : Low kung... careful ar... SYLL standing very near the road...
Mr William : ok... * slows down SLK *
SYLL standing by the road: * gave her best sweet smile to us *
Mrs William : Wah, she smile so sweet... must be a koo koo kai...
Mr William : huh? what the... ?!?! sure boh????
Mrs William : yeah lar... if not... why she stand by the roadside and smile at us leh...??
Mr William : aiya, maybe she's not smiling at us leh... there are so many people out there...
Mrs William : How many people wor... its late oredy... 12 pm niah...
Mr William : Yeah hor...
Mrs William : so... she must be koo koo kai lar...
Mr William : she is so pretty... so fair and lovely... ayo, waiting for boypren lar... some more... she is standing next to a big car... Toyota somemore... si umm si jadi koo koo kai ah?
Mrs William : Aiya... that car can belong to a sugar daddy mar...
Mr William : Ok ok... you win... you want me to gostan and get her number for you? or facebook?
Mrs William : * Whack! Whack! * go home!
Mr William : ok ok...
Is sky the limit... smile cheese!! you are koo koo kai!
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