Burn after Reading

I'm going to review a movie on: Burn after Reading by George Clooney and also on the list of casting, Brad Pitt.

One big word to summary it: Suck. Additional of "Big". Add two together, you'll get "Big Suck!"

I think the movie should be burn after "watching" instead of reading. I wonder how could one story get to the movie without any plots or real substance in it. This is the perfect movie where I believed there's no plot and no substance. It's a movie like "Okay, let's do something without papers, and call all the actors to act on something without any plot in it!"

Okay, straight to point, at the end of the movie: All the actors supposely to be even main actors dead!. The end.

Starting was like you see one male character got fired then at another scene a girl wanting to get surgery. See how's both linked together? It's like okay, let's put two scene together and confuse the audience. This male character suddenly wants to be a writer who pasts were some secret agent. Then go to another scene... Garrr... It's like random movie scene that cause you more confusion, headache and vomit.

Then, the scene got too bored and the director decided to put some adult jokes into it! You would actually see some adult dolls, adult lame jokes which the censorship board tried to delete it but partially slipping it because if everything were cut and censored. Then we will be actually paying the movie for some crap random monotonous clips worse than watching something that is not original.

Gasp. In the even end of it, you will notice a man says "So what do we learn from this?"

End. Credits.





... What the? So do we learn that not to simply go to cinema before we try to research/learn what the hell this movie about? I think this movie teaches us to read the synopsis on the internet or the newspaper before you choose some random movies on your boring day! That's why read before watching!.. oops, burn after watching.. again, sorry, burn after reading!