Friday, February 13, 2009

Economic crisis... with everything going down...

Current economic situation is forcing many restaurants and company to downsize their products and services. Mcdonald's french fries reduce, char kuey teow with less prawn and less kuey teow. Last time there may 100 strips of kuey teow, now is about 65 stips; nasi goreng with 1000 biji of nasi, now probably estimated 505 biji of nasi; and so forth. Maybe now its the right time to downsize expenditure and also the best time downsize your tummy. Yes, its the best time to achieve your dream waist line. For people like Kong and Lim, they do not need downsizing, they need to upsize to help us (fat people) live life happier and not fretting to exercise more. Just kidding.

Let see what will happen if I order like below at Mcdonalds:

Mr William : Big Mac, extra cabbage, extra beef, extra onions, extra mayo, extra cheese, no cheese? ... add a few slice lar... and bigger bread... middle must be big! Then give me at least 30 sticks of french fries... no cut corner ok? Ribena at least one large cup standard size full ok?

Then at Kuey Teow stall:

Mr William : Char Kuey teow, tai, kar har... kar yat lup tan... kuey teow... lei mou kam... ngor u tai... ngar choi chai tor tit lar... sik tou tiu hou um tiu fai... sik meh jek... um gau ngar choi... bin tou hou sik... kei tak mou?... ngar choi chai tor tit... chun yau ar... kuey teow... u tai tiu keh... tor tit... ok?

Then at pandan leave house:

Mr William : taruh... taruh... taruh... semua mau! *** inverse finger hook sign turning ***

Economic downturn... and downsizing... I'll be damn!

williamwilstroth... tambah... tambah... taruh... taruh...

2 comments :

Lisa said...

erm yah actually it is quite bad...

in fact a lot of bigger companies is cutting down salaries now in Malaysia..

*btw, sometimes my comment system ....u might need to reload the page again..this happen when our Malaysian net line is slow...*

william wilstroth said...

lisa - heard there will be more to come as the month goes on... oh malaysia... scary...