Coming Musical Show from Adventist...

Coming this October 2009, I will be attending a musical play by students of Adventist College of Nursing (ACN).

There will be lots of beautiful nurses on stage... must be... must be... Here I come to cuci mata...

Mrs William : You must go!

Mr William : Sure? Really?

Mrs William : Yes...

Mr William : ok lar... ** yes! **

williamwilstroth... Musical Play by nurses...

When Raya Comes... 2010 is near...

When Raya comes, my immediate thought says 2009 is coming to an end and soon we will be celebrating Mooncake, Deepavali, Christmas and New Year. Subsequently, we will be celebrating Thaipusam and Chinese New Year 2010. I can say, after that, it will be another long year ahead because there will less holidays.

Mrs William : ** yawn **... clicks clicks Facebook's games...

Mr William : what you intend to do this afternoon?

Mrs William : ** clicks clicks Facebook's games **...

Mr William : maybe we should go out for dinner, do some shopping and catch a movie...

Mrs William : ** clicks clicks Facbook's games **...

Mr William : The fridge has no fish, meat, my wadeh finish liao, no vitagen, no veges...

Mrs William : ** clicks clicks Facebook's games **...

Mr William : I want to change some of my old boxers... outdated liao... can ar?

Mrs William : ** clicks clicks Facebook's games **...

Mr William : There's this good movie... G-Spot... no i mean G-Force... want to watch it?

Mrs William : ** clicks clicks Facebook's games **

Mr William : What do you want to eat for lunch? I am cooking...

Mrs William : ** clicks clicks Facebook's games **

Mr William : ** both hands on air ** I am going to sleep...

Three hours later (near evening),

Mrs William : Darling.. darling... wake up... we'd not had our lunch yet... go shopping and watch movie? wake up... wake up...

Mr William : zzzz... zzzz... ** snort ** zzzz... zzzz... ** snort **

Mrs William : Grrr...

Mr William : zzzz... zzzz... ** snort ** zzzz... zzzz... ** snort ** zzzz... zzzz...

I know what Facebook did last summer...

williamwilstroth... Hari Raya, Holidays, Wife or Facebook, sleep...

Ok, we found a parking space...

After a demuring trip to Penang Times Square, Mrs William and I went to Perangin Mall to re-coup back our un-excellent trip as there was nothing much to shop earlier. We reached Perangin Mall after a few turns and found many cars queueing up to enter the parking lot. Well, its Raya and everyone has diverted from PTS to Perangin Mall. Hehehehe... So we managed to went up the parking lot and started to look for parking space. At one point, we saw one couple walking towards their car.

Mrs William : Honey, this couple is leaving... follow them...
Mr William : ok ok...

The couple walk towards their car, the Ah Beng unlock and both of them went in...

Mrs William : Today a lot of cars... hopefully the cinema is not full too...
Mr William : Don't worry, this cinema is not as pack as Queensbay, I'm sure...

We waited for a while...

Mrs William : Eh, what's taking them so long...
Mr William : Hmm... what's keeping them so long... we wait a bit longer...

Several minutes gone... there was still no sign of them reversing to leave...

Mr William : What's wrong with them? The guy forgot his keys ar?
Mrs William : No lar... maybe they lost their car ticket...

Mr William : Eh... this parking need to pay RM3 before masuk wan leh...
Mrs William : Yeah hor... ayo... WTF!! what's taking them so long...

Mr William : We wait a bit longer...
Mrs William : wait..?! ask the guy to fai fai drive out lar...

After 1 minute waiting...

Mr William : This is ridiculous... I go there and see what the hell is taking these two farks up to...
Mrs William : Sigh... ** inside my heart says, "Tar fei kei meh... so long" **

In the car...

Ah Beng : ** Hugging his cibai Ah Lian ** ... come on lar... let me kiss you lar...
Ah Lian : ** Blush Blush **... no lar... here day bright day white... nanti people see...

Ah Beng : ** moves even further ** ... started to kiss his ah lian...
Ah Lian : ** kiss kiss **...

For the two of us at the back...

Mrs William : Niamah... ooi! Wan Kiss Kiss go home lar... Kanineh! Wa ai parking...
Mr William : oO" ... ** smack his head and shake his head **

Ah Beng nowadays, one advice from me, should go somewhere else to kiss his Ah Lian. Please do not do it in the parking space because somebody maybe waiting behind for that parking spot you are about to leave... only if you want to leave at all, why don't you hang a notice or something... at least people no you are farking in the car... kanineh... you are wasting everybody's time...

williamwilstroth... kanineh they tar fei kei inside ar?!

Aren't you from Ipoh?

My out of synch Cantonese, if not at times then probably most of the time, after I started living in Penang. Here's a conversation about my cousin sister coming back from Arab.

Mrs William : Ah Teng coming back on the 15th October right?

Mee Fung : Yes...

Mr William : How long will she stay before returning to Arab?

Mee Fung : Sam kor singh kei...

Mr William : Sam kor lei pai?

Mee Fung : Yeah lar... singh kei and lei pai... weeks lar...

Mr William : yes yes... sorry my cantonese screwed up again...

Mee Fung : Eh... aren't you from Ipoh...

Mr William : I am from Ipoh but it doesn't mean I speak good cantonese... ;P

Mee Fung : -_-"

I am from Ipoh but that meant doesn't I am good in speaking cantonese. Nah, my language processor has slowed down. Just like what trainer taught us the other day, "After 5pm, my brain shut down". So maybe, at night my Cantonese shuts off one of its language libraries.

williamwilstroth... sam kor singh kei mei sam kor lei pai lor...

Lazy

Lazy is a great word. It is so strong this word can actually make you stop doing anything. Yes, it is the essence to everything that you wanted to do at that point is render undone. You would just stop looking at issues, your brain stop functioning and just stared into thin space. Of course, this is good if its only for a small period of time. Probably, you need this period to rest your mind. However, if this laziness stretch longer and cause a lot of problems to you and your surrounding then you are consider very lazy.

Being very lazy can affect other people especially your love ones. You don't wash your cups, bowls or plates after using it and your wife has to wash it up for you; that's laziness because you annoy your wife to clear it up for you. You don't do the work you are suppose to do; that's laziness because someone had to take over it and do it for you. So much so, laziness can also make one to rely on other people to help them do and complete things for them. Eventually, you are shirking your responsibilities in life.

Lazy is a strong word. If you keep on telling your brain, you don't want to do this and do that, then you are in for a very long vacation from everything. Lazy is an easy companion and it comes into your life as easy as ABC. Lazy is addictive. Fortunately, you can overcome laziness by forcing yourself to get up and do what you wanted to do. In order to do that, you just need to do one thing only that is to tell yourself this, "I am not lazy".

Today is Saturday, so you are allowed to be lazy... Please forget what I said everything above... be lazy until Sunday. Monday you must get up to go to work. You still need to cari makan and pay your loans off...

williamwilstroth... I am lazy lar...