It's one of those days when your wife suddenly felt like asking, not felt, but want to ask you a lot of questions. Many questions. You are lazy to answer her but you are forced to do so because she is your wife. If only your brain is an encyclopaedia then all her questions you will answer without any difficulty. Every man's wish but every man's sadness too. One day my wife unable to surf the Internet...
Mrs William : Honey, the browser cannot display the website... can you help me here?
Mr William : * Passing by to the toilet *... wait...
Mrs William : * click... click... * argh... damn... Internet... honey... quick... quick...
Mr William : ok... let me see...
Mrs William : I kept on re-start the modem... it just won't go on... why? My computer got virus ar?
Mr William : * checking *... couldn't be... I'd just ran the AVG and cleared out a lot of things...
Mrs William : Then why cannot go up wan???... Did you accidentally deleted anything?... like some important files ka... or software...?
Mr William : * Getting annoyed *... no lar, dear...
Mrs William : Ayo... morning without my Facebook... beh syok lar... why lar, dear... sure you boh deleted any files yesterday ar??
Mr William : * Getting really annoyed *... no.
Mrs William : Then what happened to the Internet?
Mr William : * Beh tahan *... must be the heavy rain outside...
Mrs William : What?! Heavy rain can affect the Internet wan ka? I thought nowadays broadband is so efficient. We got satellites over us... data can transfer fast fast and no lag mar... Why so inefficient wan? Some more, if rain, lagi best lar... water is good electricity conductor mar... data can travel through electricity mar...
Mr William : * Data-can-travel-through-electricity?! *... ok ok hold on... i call Jiao Cum...
Mr William : * Flips out his 3.5G HTC Touch Dual (AH BAI... hear this!) *... Oi... Jiao Cum... apa macam?! tak boleh naik punya... aku boleh naik dalam 1 saat.... apa bikin lu punya tak boleh naik?... istri aku komplen boh syok sebab tak dapat masuk... dan kadang kala putus-putus... banyak potong stim... dah masuk tapi cepat turun... mana syok...???!!!
Jia Cum : Sorry sir... memang tak boleh masuk skrang... sebab ia dah down...
Mr William : Apa KNNCCB lu cakap tak boleh naik?... kanasai...!
Jia Cum : Sir... engineer kita sedang cuba memperbaikinya... sila cuba naik dan masuk dalam 15 minit lagi...
Mr William : kanasai... kena tunggu lagi ar? Istriku dah boring tunggu nie...
Jia Cum : Sorry sir... they are doing their best... to up...
Mr William : ok ok... cepat naik ar... nanti aku komplen lagi... komplen sampai naik...
Jia Cum : Sorry sir...
Mrs William : How darling... can ar??
Mr William : Broadband down liao...
Mrs William : Arghhhhhh!!!!... I hate it...!
The most surprising thing is not about her complaining unable to access the Internet but her wide IT knowledge that data travel to electricity. Is it possible? Let me give you this link:
Mr William : By the way, where did you learn that data travelled by electricity?
Mrs William : Why? I'm wrong ar? Not by electricity meh?
Mr William : Err... yes, potentially and in research maybe... but your device over here is not electrical plug... its through a certain special spectrum of radio wave that is made capable by this device here... it will be able transmit data in a hotspot provided by Jia Cum...
Mrs William : eh leh... you want me to believe you ar? Your own ABAP also not kau tim... leave me alone... ah! can go up oredy!
Mr William : -_-"""... * I feel like crying *
william wilstroth... whatever... just naik... and masuk...
1 comment :
Lol, not a bad idea and I also did read it back in few years about electrical signals for information due to high demand of information flow. I'd read about the link you put on too back in YEA 2003! Lol! Actually, IMHO, on my own experience but mine was using U-mobile it was even difficult to online when it's hazy, dizzy or rainy time. I found myself often cursed this bygone begone forsaken new unstable technology. Why promise 3.5Mbps when ppl only sometimes reached <1.0Mbps or 56kbps. So at the end of the day. Back to telephone line. Streamyx.
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