Saturday, January 31, 2009

Chai Nis KL drivers farkers...!!!

One veli good morning and after a veli satisfying blekfask, Mrs. William and Mr William decided to go down to Kay El to shopping because Mrs. William's hands is itchy and want to spend some money. So, Mr William being the obedient and good husband also bring her to Kay El lor. On the way, in one traffic light before exiting to North South Highway, Mr William met a so hai Kay El driver...



Traffic light turn green,



Mr William : ** start to accelerate **
A so hai driver : ** honk honk **..

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Mr William : Tiu! Kenot wait meh... kanineh...
A so hai driver : ** honk honk **...



Mr William : Tiu! Wanna go reborn is it? ** and waves WTF **
A so hai driver : ** shove his middle finger **...



Mr William : Farker... see lar... memalu kan bangsa saja... Chinese some more...
A so hai Kay EL Chinese driver : ** sped off **



Mr William : See lar... this is the bad driving attitude of Kay EL Chinese driver... think they so 9 lanci driving a lanciao Potong Aeroback with Kay El number plate... bei 9 tiu lar... kanineh...
Mrs William : Yeah lor...



Mr William : I tell you ar... these Chinese farker they think they from Kay El and go to Penang and Ipoh act lansi on the road... damn ngong 9 wan... tiu! driving a pariah Proton Aeloback like driving a gold car... tiu! where you wanna go... Ipoh so small and Penang lagi small... like hurry back to tau toi... tiu lei lar Chinese KL drivers... Chinese KL drivers think they damn 9 smart in other states... why dun you fei over other cars... knn... these Chinese New Year also let othe people chau... if I got gun i will shoot them on the spot...
Mrs. William : Yeah lor...



Mr William : I tell you ar... some Chinese bugger on the road... especially those from Kay El... if see them accident on the road... um sai hor lin...



fark you lar... chinese kay el drivers!!!

william wilstroth... kanineh... fly over me lar... so hai!

5 comments :

Yen said...

woah.. "sen nin lau lau.. kam tor chou hau.. "

hahaha..

Lisa said...

actually hor....
where ever also got such driver lor.....

very very piss off people wan lor

william wilstroth said...

Yen : "Ngor tou um seong... kuai kui hui san chou lau lau... pei chung chee ngor tai leh... ngor meh straight tu lan lor... hahahaha..."

Lisa : sigh... my happy third chinese new year morning just gone like that... sourplus all the way to KL shopping... that guy can't really wait...

Crude_Hasting@Jack_Spotting said...

Mr. Wilstroth, I'M totally SUPER agree to your statement. THIS BUGGER BASTARD really SOHAI!!! I also happened to experience this many times! Really TIU this mtfksohai !^@&*^$(#*&% and till now I still CURSE this sohai! Wonder if he still alive or not. It happened in late 2008 and I think he NO longer in 2009. *&()#*$)*#()**%&( sohai driver!! Wah, I'm relieve now.

Anonymous said...

agree with lisa, any where ever we go also go such driver. malay, chinese and india also the same.