Friday, January 9, 2009

Twisted Thoughts : The Bai - Part 2

Editor Notes: Last Bai our man walked out his dog Ah Kau to its kennel becoz he was barking like a sohai... so here's the last part.



When Bai has dressed up and gotten ready to sleep he took the old Ah Pek's watch together to his bed. He admired the beautiful watch. "Why kenot fix this blardy watch at midnight leh?", he scratch his balding head. "Kanineh... i fix tomorrow lor", so he look the front and back of the watch. Then he saw some wordings at written at the back of the watch. He look closely and it was a question.



"Do you feel lonely at night?"



Odd he thought as such watch to have such an inscription. He laughed himself off but the question was very intriguing. So he toiled with the question and he answered, 'Yes'. Nothing happened so he went to bed.



That night, he dreamt of many beautiful ladies. There were at least 10 beautiful girls, very beautiful girls, and all of them pampered him like a king. Two beautiful ladies feed him ice-cream. There were chocolate ice-cream, vanilla ice-cream, strawberry ice-cream. But the best of all, they gave him one very hot and warmth ice-cream he never felt so good in his life. Three beautiful ladies massaged him. The best ever massage that he ever felt so good in his life. Two beautiful ladies was massaged by him. Also the best ever feeling he ever felt so good in his life. The last three dance in front of him. The best graphically charged danced he ever felt so satisfied watching in his life. That was his best dream that he ever had in his entire life.



That morning when he woke up, he was naked and he felt the early morning chillness. He quickly wrapped himself with his blanket. "Why am I naked?", he asked. Then he saw his house was in a big mess. Ice-cream stained bowls and spoons strewn all over the place. Ah Gau was licking it. "Who had ice-cream last night?", he asked. Then there were lubricants all over his place too. "Who used so much lubricant last night?", he asked. Then it struck him, "Oh god, no, it couldn't be me, it was a dream!". He went for the watch. He looked at the back but there was no question at all. "Strange, i saw a question there but its gone now", he shook his head with disbelief. He cleaned his house and went to work.



The question had dissappeared and no longer visible in the daytime. Unfortunately, it has history of bad luck that befell onto unsuspecting repairers who even looked at the watch at midnight. Once you answered the watch, it will change a string of events so that you will be forced to answer its three questions for three nights. Only if those who started it survived the last question. The old Ah Pek had missed one warning that is not to even look at the watch at midnight other than just repairing it.



That morning at the workshop, Ah Bai felt so restless and had not the even a single energy to fix any watches. His customer noticed it too and adviced him to go home to rest. Finally, he just closed his shop and headed home. He didn't feel like doing anything at all. Ah Gau just sat beside him and at times looked at his owner why he looked so tired. That very midnight came, Ah Bai suddenly felt the urge to go to bed. As though his mind and body was not in his control. His hand instantly reach for the watch. He turned the watch and there was a question.



"Do you want to feel young?"



He felt so much older lately. Reciding hair line and getting bald too. Had not found someone special to share his life and time was running faster each day. He was just too busy in work and had not even taken time to find his soulmate. So this he answer, "Of course, I wish I was young again". That he felt asleep and fell into another good dream.



In that dream, he was very slim. As slim as his good neighbour Ah Lim. He was strong too. As strong as his neighbour Ah Kong's horse carriage. He had his full hairy hair back. His chest was hairy and he had a very long long side burn that will even make his business rival, Ah Fei, filled with jealousy. One more thing, he could see further without using his spectacles specially made by the eye glass maker. So his had a sharp eyes and can see further than before. He was so happy that he spent hours looking at himself in front of the mirror. "Oh, Look! I got washboard abs!", he was overjoyed. "I must let them see me!", he looked for his best clothing from his drawer but none was fitting for his size. "Ah, nevermind", an evil thought came to his mind, "I SHALL walk naked to work today!" He strolled off to work. He open his house door. He felt anew with the sun shining brightly at his face. He was filled with confidence.



The ladies were filled with awed and looked at him admiringly. One of them even bash an eyelid at him. Then one old lady came out running and hit him, "Evil! Evil!". He quickly ran for covered. Finally he reach his shop and managed to get away from the old lady. He tripped and fell and knock unconscious. He felled into deep sleep. In his dream he felt unconscious. Finally he woke up to really found himself naked again. This time around, he woke up in his workshop. He was too shock to acknowledged it. "Oh my god, I am really at the workshop", he felt pain all over his body. "Why am i feeling all this pain?", he asked. Suddenly, he no longer see his own body as his original body. He had a total makeover. He ran to the nearest mirror. "Oh my god! This couldn't had happen? The watch. It must be the watch!"



He ran back naked to his house but a lot of girls were laughing at him. Unfortunately, no one knew he was Ah Bai. One of the girls even said hello to him. He must be damn good looking without clothing on his body. He felt stimulated and simulated in his new found enviroment. Then the old lady in his dream appear again. This time she brought a few policemen and gave chased to the running indecent man. Ah Bai ran so fast never his life. He sprint like a Jaguar. He felt good running and managed to escaped the group. He entered into his house hastily.



That instance he felt he did not want to do anything and sat on the chair. The day went by and night comes by again. He instantly felt the need to sleep and his hand again made for the watch. The last question had etched onto the back of the watch.



"What do you want to be?"



He gave thought that night. A serious thinking of what he really wanted with his life now. He has became young again. Young ladies adore him except if he should not ran around naked during the day. He will need to buy newer and branded clothing. Maybe a strong horse carriage, stronger than his neighbour Ah Kong. Maybe he would go to the best hair barber to trim his side burn. More stylish than his rival Ah Fei. He chuckled as he thinks of the things that he wanted to do. Suddenly Ah Gau gave a very loud bark and barking incessantly without stopping. He kept on thinking what he wanted to be. But Ah Gau was not stopping at all. He could not bare it anymore.



"Shit! Ah Gau will you just stop barking!... " Only then he realise what he had uttered the first word, "oh shit... "



He fell asleep that instant. Oh shit...





The End




williamwilstroth... oh shit... the end

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