Sunday, May 31, 2009

Twisted Thoughts : The One Tower (Night)

Editor : Here's another story from Twisted Thought series. This time is fear of living in a high rise condominium in a sunken island. Enjoy my thoughts...

Night 11:30 PM - It was a dark stormy night, Jason was having his late supper with his wife. "The storm is getting worse", the wife said. Jason had never felt so uncomfortable before with heavy storms. However, this was a very unusual storm. It had rain non-stop since late afternoon. It will go away soon, he thought about it. He told his wife that the storm will go away. "It's been hours ago", his wife replied back. She was right about the rain. His wife had always felt uneasy with the slightest downpour. Yes, she might be right in some ways that this rain had been pouring too long. This storm is not good at all. It was getting midnight soon. His wife had walked to the window and looked out to the streets. Heavy raindrops were pelting at the window like heavy stones hitting it so hard that it will crack anytime. No, it did not crack at all. "Don't worry too much, you will have sunshine tomorrow morning", and he beckoned his wife to bed. "This storm is creepy!", his wife cleared off the table and walked into their bed room.

Night 12:30 AM - "Honey, there's weird sound outside", Sandra shook her husband to awake him. Jason was in deep sleep ad nothing could wake him up. He was a heavy sleeper. Feeling frustrated, Sandra got up quietly and walked towards the window to check out the rain. The rain was still raining heavily. This island is going to sink if these downpour goes on untill tomorrow, she looked out hard of her bedroom's window. She could not see the street. It was blurred by the heavy rain and those houses below still looked fine. The worse fear that Sandra could ever thought of was the whole island being sunk down and her condominium stood still in the centre of the sea. She shook her head of that silly idea. "Sunken island, " and she decided to check out their living room for that noise that had somehow stirred her awake. She crept quietly across her bedroom to the door. As she goes near her door, she grabbed her favorite tennis racquet. She loved to play tennis on her off days and on weekends with her mates. She was named the Queen of Balls by her friends. With one hand holding the door knob, she had prepared herself with her tennis racquet in an attack stance if any thieves were waiting outside. Perhaps, it was also a bad idea to be going out in case if there was really a thief and stayed in her own bedroom would be a safer choice. She braced herself and decided to turn the door knob slowly.

Night 12:40 AM - It was quiet and cold in the living room despite one of the neighbors still playing loud music into the night. Probably another rave party by some kids whose parents had gone for their business trip. She looked around her living room. There was not a single thief or anything that resembled any creepy crawlies roaming in her living room too. So, it must be the pipes or those zombie neighbors' kids who are still awake at this grave hours. Sometimes her neighbors' kids can be a nuisance with their rave parties that goes on into the early hours disturbing everyone's sleep. Once, she remembered one old lady was screaming at their door thinking that she was playing those loud musics. Sandra had opened the door and told the lady it was not her doing. As a result, the old lady had to call the police. The police arrived in a matter of minutes, the old lady was fuming with rage and the police had to calm her down before she faints or even collapse due to high blood pressure. Soon the police found out a group of teenagers, their parents were not around, had held an all night rave party. The police had the party stop immediately. When the parents came back they were slapped with a bill for disturbing the peace. So it was back then and now she could not be bother at all with the current neighbor's untamed kids whilst the scary storm is pouring outside.

Night 4:00 AM - That very night, the whole island was caught unaware by the heavy storm that had eventually swallowed up the whole island. The rescue teams were caught unprepared and were stranded in their own building. Everywhere was flooded with water. The whole island, now, heavily burden with its volumnous rain water had resulted the sea water beginning to flow into the island. The island, by minutes, had slowly began to submerge into the sea. Sea water began to flow into the island and swallowing up as many buildings as it possibly can. Unaware sleeping occupants were drowned in their dreams forever. They will never know what had happen to them. Consequently, there were thousands of families drowned in that very one faithful night. Mainland rescue teams had hit a snag trying to cross the bridge to rescue any survivors. The bridge that connected the mainland and the island had led rescuers to a dead end. The bridge had ran into the sea. It was a devastating night, the rescuers can only stood by the edge of the bridge, starred into the black night and could not do anything at all. They prayed hard and hope for the heavy storm to stop. It was now up to the nature to stop its torrential downpour so they could continue their rescue operation by sea. Strong wind and strong waves had prevented them from doing so. It was a sad dark day for the residents on that sunken island except for one tall condominium. The one and only standing tower.

to be continued...

william wilstroth... the one tower...

Friday, May 22, 2009

I met John Nash at Gurney Food Court...

When you are crazy, you just ignore the world and go about your own things. You do not care what people say about you. Again, one being crazy is good because you just ignore the whole world. Isn't that great?! Here's a conversation between Mrs. William and me:

Mrs William: Low kung... see that guy over there...
Me : ** Turn to look at that person **

Mad person : ** Look blank ** ... ** Finger scribbling on the table non-stop as though doing some deep calculation ala John Nash... **

Me : Woah... that's John Nash...!!!!
Mrs William : -___-"

Me : I think he is under stress... must be due to economic crisis...
Mrs William : No lar... he is not a local lar...

Me : Har... like that... from his look... doing those silent calculation... he must be very depressed to come to Malaysia ended up cleaning tables...
Mrs William : Eh, he might be a PhD Holder in his own country... you never know...

Me : ok ok... judging from his silent calculation... I think he might be reminiscing his old days in his university calculating Complex Mathematics... Now he is calculating the speed of cleaning tables with his hand rotating using a various methods... or maybe quantum physics now...
Mrs William : yeah... yeah... keep quiet and eat your Yong Tau Foo...

Me : huh... i should start calculating like him in the office!

williamwilstroth... ** calculate ** calculate **... tomorrow 4D is 8888!

Monday, May 18, 2009

When Chinese invents their own English names...

I found this from Lowyat Forum and I find it hilarious when the Chinese creates their own English names. In this clip, there's one guy who was named Susan by his Manager... whoa...!!!





I just hope we, Malaysia, just don't simply name or create a name for ourself... oh god...


WilliamWilstroth... My name is Samanfa... what?!


Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Being a gentleman who opens door for ladies...

There's a time I was thinking if being a gentleman in Malaysia is acceptable in the society. Well, the answer is obviously YES. However, I gave thought to it again and I found that being a gentleman is not so encouraging. For example, today I opened a door for two girls to enter before me. One nodded with a smile. The other, sad to say, did neither smile or nod at me. She just walked past with her head up high and eyes staring straight ahead. In my heart, I was like screaming, 'Hey! Say thanks, bitch!'.

So being a gentleman in Malaysia has it days too huh? Of course, these happens everywhere and its just whether it's acceptable by the person at a certain period at a certain place. I'd seen an Australian kid 'fark-off' an old lady in the public queueing for the bus. So I can say, at a certain place at the right time, being a gentleman is consider with discrete by the other receiving party.

Some example, the man should pay for the meal during their first date. The man should give his girlfriend flowers on their anniversary or Valentine day. The man should open the door for his girlfriend. The man should let his girlfriend sit first at the table. The man should let his girlfriend use the bathroom first and so on. However, this might change after tying the knot. True right?

Now, it is not to say that all women are bad or stuck up. Maybe a small percentage of them think that a man should mandatorily open door for them. Hence, it is not required to say thanks. In my opinion, this situation had turned into another one which I consider her as a rude person.

Then, she doesn't have the obligation to say thanks and I don't have the obligation to let her pass through in the first place. So the question now is thrown back to should I have let her pass through first? If I don't I am not a gentleman. But because I want to be a gentleman I let her pass through. Yet, she might not thank me at all. As a result I say she is a rude person. So, gentlemanly speaking, I'd done the right thing at that point of time by letting her pass through the door first. But I didn't get a word of thanks. Therefore, this brings me to another question, should I open doors for ladies to pass through next time? Yes, this is because there's still one lady who nodded and smile at me.

Fortunately, I have met many polite and courteous lady. It doesn't hurt much to smile and say thank you to people who did something nice for you. Like opening the door to let you pass first or allowing you to go up the steps into the bus or train. Heck, even the old nenek also thank you many times non stop.

William : Ah po ar... you go up first lar...
Nenek : thanks thanks ... you are very nice... thanks thanks... dah tua lar...

That was the best response I ever get so far from an old lady.

williamwilstroth... being a gentleman has it days too...

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Eve Lynn... Mommy Ju Lee's daughter...

Mommy Ju Lee had came back from her long long sweet vacation... no, maternity leave... So, this is her end result after 9 months of hard labour:

Ju Lee : my bb...
William : whoa.... very chubby!

Ju Lee : hahaha...
William : what's her name?

Ju Lee : Eve Lynn
William : Eve Lynn... then chinese tan ee lin?

William : Eve Lynn is a nice name... and what does it stand for?
Ju Lee : Eve for Adam and Eve... first woman created in the image of God

William : ic... I didn't know god is lady-like look... sounds gay... just kidding... so, when do we get to see your baby in real time?
Ju Lee : hahaaa.... i havent brought her kai kai yet

William : hahahhaha...


williamwilstroth... Eve Lynn Daughter of Ju Lee...

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Stubborn kanasai lady driver... Part 2

Remember my first entry with the stubborn siao Indian lady driver? Yesterday night, she nearly cause another incident with another driver. Sigh. Slow down lar, Indian lady driver. What do you get by being able to speed out of the condo like hells' not waiting for you??? Below is the next stubborn story.

After I alighted from Kancil, I heard one car came screeching down above one level from mine. There she comes, out from her cibai cave. She just swerved her car down from the slope and headed fast to the next slope down to next level. I shook my head. Wish I could just bang her cibai head against her steering wheel. She was in a hurry again to hell, i think. Speed! Speed! Speed!

Suddenly another car from one level below had also came up. That car was driven by one slim Ah Beng with his Ah Lian in it. Ah Beng wanted to go up the slope too. In fact he was nearly to the slope. Noticing the Indian retard lady was coming down fast thus he honked her a few times. Now the retard Indian lady is already bent at accelerating to go out of condo, as soon as possible, to see hell and seeing Ah Beng coming up she continued to speed up. Well, Ah Beng being Ah Beng right? He didn't stop but move up the slope. Seeing Ah Beng coming up so she screeched her car to a stop. Gosh. Another head lock between one Indian retard lady and one Ah Beng. Its gonna be a fight!

The retard Indian lady started to give handsigns to Ah Beng telling him to move one side. Swinging her palm left, right, up and down. Must be her ass is on fire or her toddy drinking husband demands her to buy roti canai in less 10 seconds. If I am Ah Beng I will show her the middle finger. Nah, he did no such thing. Guess what our Ah Beng did? He just move his car up with his fark-you-lar attitude. He did even not look at the retard. He just move up his car and it was so near to the retard. She just looked shock why this Ah Beng didn't reverse for her. Her look was so furious! Damn, you can't let other drivers to pass on while you enjoy your hellish drifing down the condo parking area, can you??? One inconsiderate retard Indian lady cibai driver... !

Sigh. What would you do if you have this kind of retard driving like a mad person at your place???

williamwilstroth... Move one side!!! Fark you!

Stubborn kanasai lady driver... Part 1

The condo where I am living now has a stubborn kanasai Indian lady driver. She is a very stubborn driver. She is one siao driver. The more I think of her sometimes make me feel like giving her a slap. Yes, one tight slap. Why would I want to slap an Indian lady for her driving attitude?

First of all, the parking space and lanes are small. Furthermore, the slope which cars are using it for going up or going down the levels are very narrow too. So it is obvious for drivers to slow down and drive carefully. I have seen too many incidents of near accidents involving both cars coming from the opposite way trying to speed up and down the slope. Luckily, there have been no mishap so far.

Second, because of my first point, the Indian lady driver speeds and drives up and down the slope so fast that all cars had to do 'The Fast & The Furious' ala brake and reverse for her to pass. I had a few encounter with her too. Being the gentleman, I always reverse my car immmediately for her to pass. As time pass on, her driving attitude is getting on my nerve. Its always an incident with her because she, being an idiot, will not slow down but just accelerate on, head to head, with my car while i reversing my car. Oh my god! What the hell this farking Indian lady trying to do?? Fark!! I just don't understand why she drives like that. For god sake, condo lanes are not F1 lanes.

Third, it is absolutely good to have good manners while driving in condo's parking area because of the limited space which made it necessary to drive with care and to respect other drivers to avoid accidents. Nowadays, people's attitude is unbecoming. Look at this Indian lady driver as an example. She doesn't say thanks to people who let her pass, speed up front at drivers who blocks her way, and pay no heed to safety of other drivers. What is wrong of being stopping to allow other drivers to go up the narrow lane before you? She knows the lane is narrow but she just refuse to stop for people.

Fourth, my condo's slope for each parking lane is small though it is painted with white dashed laines so both cars can either go up or down each lane together. However, I also need to blame the architects or developers for their judgement in designing the lanes. The lanes are so small and you think Malaysian only drive Kancils?? Come on, that Indian lady driver is driving a farking gold color Wira. Its bigger than that lane you gave us. Her car alone occupied exactly one lane more to the other. Fark, how on earth do you expect us to avoid every retard like her?

Gosh... I hate that farking retard Indian lady at my condo. Does she knows what is brake for?

williamwilstroth... kanasai driver...