Driving in Penang Island can be a challenge at times. I think driving in Penang is like a weather. Some days you meet some bad ass mother farkers. Some days you meet really nice courteous drivers. When I say bad ass mother farkers, these drivers are dead serious ass holes. My wife who doesn't drive at all do notice these bad drivers.
Scene 1 : Cars which doesn't stop at junctions
These drivers doesn't stop at junctions, proceed and turn without thinking of other drivers' safety. These drivers usually has large amount of return from their insurance investment. So to them it is live and let die.
Mrs William : WTF!?!?!
Scene 2 : Cars which drives at the middle of the road
These drivers seem delirious with their driving. They could not decide if they want either the left or the right lane. So being so undecided with their mind, or blurr, they decided to drive the middle lane. These drivers will clog both lanes and other drivers will have swerve left or right just to avoid them. They are so delirious that they are afraid one of the lane will smash their car.
Mrs William : Ooi! WTF... you alzheimer ar?! Masuk left... masuk lar... WTF?!?!?! Ooi!
Scene 3 : Cars which overtake near your car
These drivers normally has problem deducing how far is far when it comes to overtaking other drivers. Or, their alignment has gone way out. Or, another reason is that they have some kind of magnet that actually steers their car towards other people's car. They just cannot overtake people safely in a safe distance. Or probably they wanted people to know that their are driving one farking nice Proton Satria. I do not know, most of the time drivers who overtake me in an unsafe distance are Potong Sucktria. I don't discriminate Sucktria but most of its drivers had problem overtaking other people safely.
Mrs William : You crazy arsehole... in a hurry to get birth certificate ar?!?!?! Siao!!!
Scene 4 : Cars which speed up if you want to turn
I find this bad behavior of speed up deliberately at other turning cars incultivated among our Malaysian drivers. When they see someone puts a signal to turn, they speed up! Until today I am still trying to see the rationale behind of speeding up behind drivers who are about to turn or cross over. The only thing I can think about these drivers are selfish. I do not see a problem why one cannot slow down and let a poor bugger to turn into their lane. Let the poor bugger turn, you are not going to get to your destination faster. You might or probably still need to stop at a traffic light.
Mrs William : Eh, the farker's car got no brake ar?
Scene 5 : Cars which don't brake
Please brake if you find cars who are slow, cars who are turning, cars about to turn into your lane, cars who are turning into a junction. Is the brake that difficult to press?
Mrs William : That guy's brake gone liao... i think his spindle (ass) also loose oredy... boh control... shit directly...
Scene 6 : P drivers who think they are smart
Fark, I seem these P drivers many times. I farkingly hated them because they screwed up other drivers' safety. They will do all the dangerous and stupid stunts. I wonder how they got their P. Yeah, I can imagine their young, hot blooded and adrenaline rush after getting their P license. Damn, I am feel happy if they ever crash into one bad arse mother fucker who will rip their lungs out.
Mr William : * fark - a Myvi knock behind *
Young specky with spiky hair : * got shock *
Mr William : You! Come out!
Young specky with spiky hair : Sorry... sorry... I didn't see...
Mr William : You didn't see?! You were on the phone when I looked at the rear window.
Young specky with spiky hair : Sorry... sorry... I didn't see...
Mr William : So how now? Pay or how?
Young specky with spiky hair : Sorry... Sorry...
Mr William : Pay lar... how much you got...
Young specky with spiky hair : how much you want?
Mr William : I want 300 lar...
Young specky with spiky hair : wah ... expensive lar...
Mr William : Then don't drive and speak phone lar... so now how? You bang people wor...
Young specky with spiky hair : I know... I'm sorry... real sorry
Mr William : * Haih... koyak... thank god my bumper no scratch * OK lar... I want your phone...
Young specky with spiky hair : har?! what?!
Mr William : Next time don't speak and drive ok?
Young specky with spiky hair : ok ok... sorry sorry...
Adibah Noor's advertisement is a good reminder to all Malaysian to drive safely. Yet I think Malaysian drivers' ears and eyes are deaf and blind. Adibah Noor's advertisement should also stressed on young drivers too. Younger drivers are more reckless than adults. Adults, well, are more stubborn...
William Wilstroth... drive safely... why bother... Malaysian drivers sometime don't listen at all...
Scene 1 : Cars which doesn't stop at junctions
These drivers doesn't stop at junctions, proceed and turn without thinking of other drivers' safety. These drivers usually has large amount of return from their insurance investment. So to them it is live and let die.
Mrs William : WTF!?!?!
Scene 2 : Cars which drives at the middle of the road
These drivers seem delirious with their driving. They could not decide if they want either the left or the right lane. So being so undecided with their mind, or blurr, they decided to drive the middle lane. These drivers will clog both lanes and other drivers will have swerve left or right just to avoid them. They are so delirious that they are afraid one of the lane will smash their car.
Mrs William : Ooi! WTF... you alzheimer ar?! Masuk left... masuk lar... WTF?!?!?! Ooi!
Scene 3 : Cars which overtake near your car
These drivers normally has problem deducing how far is far when it comes to overtaking other drivers. Or, their alignment has gone way out. Or, another reason is that they have some kind of magnet that actually steers their car towards other people's car. They just cannot overtake people safely in a safe distance. Or probably they wanted people to know that their are driving one farking nice Proton Satria. I do not know, most of the time drivers who overtake me in an unsafe distance are Potong Sucktria. I don't discriminate Sucktria but most of its drivers had problem overtaking other people safely.
Mrs William : You crazy arsehole... in a hurry to get birth certificate ar?!?!?! Siao!!!
Scene 4 : Cars which speed up if you want to turn
I find this bad behavior of speed up deliberately at other turning cars incultivated among our Malaysian drivers. When they see someone puts a signal to turn, they speed up! Until today I am still trying to see the rationale behind of speeding up behind drivers who are about to turn or cross over. The only thing I can think about these drivers are selfish. I do not see a problem why one cannot slow down and let a poor bugger to turn into their lane. Let the poor bugger turn, you are not going to get to your destination faster. You might or probably still need to stop at a traffic light.
Mrs William : Eh, the farker's car got no brake ar?
Scene 5 : Cars which don't brake
Please brake if you find cars who are slow, cars who are turning, cars about to turn into your lane, cars who are turning into a junction. Is the brake that difficult to press?
Mrs William : That guy's brake gone liao... i think his spindle (ass) also loose oredy... boh control... shit directly...
Scene 6 : P drivers who think they are smart
Fark, I seem these P drivers many times. I farkingly hated them because they screwed up other drivers' safety. They will do all the dangerous and stupid stunts. I wonder how they got their P. Yeah, I can imagine their young, hot blooded and adrenaline rush after getting their P license. Damn, I am feel happy if they ever crash into one bad arse mother fucker who will rip their lungs out.
Mr William : * fark - a Myvi knock behind *
Young specky with spiky hair : * got shock *
Mr William : You! Come out!
Young specky with spiky hair : Sorry... sorry... I didn't see...
Mr William : You didn't see?! You were on the phone when I looked at the rear window.
Young specky with spiky hair : Sorry... sorry... I didn't see...
Mr William : So how now? Pay or how?
Young specky with spiky hair : Sorry... Sorry...
Mr William : Pay lar... how much you got...
Young specky with spiky hair : how much you want?
Mr William : I want 300 lar...
Young specky with spiky hair : wah ... expensive lar...
Mr William : Then don't drive and speak phone lar... so now how? You bang people wor...
Young specky with spiky hair : I know... I'm sorry... real sorry
Mr William : * Haih... koyak... thank god my bumper no scratch * OK lar... I want your phone...
Young specky with spiky hair : har?! what?!
Mr William : Next time don't speak and drive ok?
Young specky with spiky hair : ok ok... sorry sorry...
Adibah Noor's advertisement is a good reminder to all Malaysian to drive safely. Yet I think Malaysian drivers' ears and eyes are deaf and blind. Adibah Noor's advertisement should also stressed on young drivers too. Younger drivers are more reckless than adults. Adults, well, are more stubborn...
William Wilstroth... drive safely... why bother... Malaysian drivers sometime don't listen at all...
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