Here's another made up response from me as Wifesoft Inc to my previous enquiry.
Customer Care Wifesoft Inc,
Wifesoft Inc,
YY Techsoft Spouse Technology Park,
YY City,
YY Country
RE : Violation of Installation Mistress 1.0
Dear valued customer,
We are happy to get feedback from you for using our software Wifesoft Inc 1.0. In regards to your enquiry, we do not manufacture Mistress 1.0 and we do not acknowledged this software usage as it conflicts with our Matrimonial Law Inspection Logic.
For your information, we are receiving complaints of corrupted software Wifesoft 1.0 when customers installed software Mistress 1.0. Wifesoft 1.0 is the core operating software, kindly to remind our valued customers, and its primary registries and secondary ROM updates occupies all your system's memory. Any illegal, unwanted, additional installation not of Wifesoft Inc will force your system to go into a black screen state.
Previously, customer may still be able to use the system after Mistress 1.0 installation but with the current new 'Black Screen' operation, we are forced to black out all user's screen. I hope that you as our valued customer will not install that software.
As of last year, we no longer provide free support Wifesoft crisis due to Mistress 1.0 installation. However, we do provide the following services :
1. Emergency Wifesoft 1.0 Resucsitation Support for a minimal fee of USD 5000.
2. Emergency Wifesoft 1.0 Separation Scheme for a minimal fee of USD 50,000.
3. Emergency Wifesoft 1.0 Black Screen Rescue for each time USD 5000.
You might want to register yourself for below Wifesoft 1.0 protection:
1. Wifesoft 1.0 Viral Protection for a minimal fee of USD 5000.
2. Wifesoft 1.0 Spywife for a minimal fee of USD 5000
It has been a pleasure serving you as our valued customer.
Yours Sincerely
Customer Care Wifesoft Inc
1900-88-WIFE
william wilstroth... Wifesoft response
Customer Care Wifesoft Inc,
Wifesoft Inc,
YY Techsoft Spouse Technology Park,
YY City,
YY Country
RE : Violation of Installation Mistress 1.0
Dear valued customer,
We are happy to get feedback from you for using our software Wifesoft Inc 1.0. In regards to your enquiry, we do not manufacture Mistress 1.0 and we do not acknowledged this software usage as it conflicts with our Matrimonial Law Inspection Logic.
For your information, we are receiving complaints of corrupted software Wifesoft 1.0 when customers installed software Mistress 1.0. Wifesoft 1.0 is the core operating software, kindly to remind our valued customers, and its primary registries and secondary ROM updates occupies all your system's memory. Any illegal, unwanted, additional installation not of Wifesoft Inc will force your system to go into a black screen state.
Previously, customer may still be able to use the system after Mistress 1.0 installation but with the current new 'Black Screen' operation, we are forced to black out all user's screen. I hope that you as our valued customer will not install that software.
As of last year, we no longer provide free support Wifesoft crisis due to Mistress 1.0 installation. However, we do provide the following services :
1. Emergency Wifesoft 1.0 Resucsitation Support for a minimal fee of USD 5000.
2. Emergency Wifesoft 1.0 Separation Scheme for a minimal fee of USD 50,000.
3. Emergency Wifesoft 1.0 Black Screen Rescue for each time USD 5000.
You might want to register yourself for below Wifesoft 1.0 protection:
1. Wifesoft 1.0 Viral Protection for a minimal fee of USD 5000.
2. Wifesoft 1.0 Spywife for a minimal fee of USD 5000
It has been a pleasure serving you as our valued customer.
Yours Sincerely
Customer Care Wifesoft Inc
1900-88-WIFE
william wilstroth... Wifesoft response
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