Sad Sad Sad Day for my car...

Yesterday had been a hell raising and blood curdling situation because my office tag had broken down and utlimately, some asshole decided to dent my new car with a tiny hole the size of your last little finger. That's the ultimatum that really make my day bad! With exhaustiveness excerted from my tension  job plus this kind of unwanted event, i could not bare it anymore. I took second half day, dashed home to wax off that puny little dent that aching my heart.

After I wax... that dent is still there...

Had a really mixy feeling yesterday. I could not even close my eyes to rest and my Friday sleep was barely restful. I am disheartened to think that people would do such nasty thing to other people's car. I doubt my dent is the result of being hit by another car door. Apart from that, I suspected that there might be someone in my workplace did that dent. If you look at it, that dent looks more like intentionally made it there.

This morning, I'd just sent it to a recommended workshop to mend that dent and repaint it. Hopefully, it is fix as good as new. Oh gosh, this car is only 3 weeks old! I am sad that this kind of thing happen. Anyway, the dent is made, I hope that person is happy now that he has fulfilled his gratification intentionally or unintentionally made that hole.

Damn you, whoever that made that dent there!

williamwilstroth... sad sad sad day...

I want to sleep... lazy...

Yesterday marked the last day of Nine Emperors Festival which is celebrated by the Chinese in Malaysia. For this period of 9 days, the Chinese will only have vegetarian dishes and go to the temple to give prayers and make offerings to the Nine gods. As a result, certain stalls that I usually frequent to tapao for dinner were closed during these 9 days. Yet, it is still okay because I get to showcase my cooking skill and present it to my wife to pass her SIRIM test again. At worse, I will cook Cintan Mee lar.

Today, after work, which I had reluctantly told my running mates that I had to take my wife out for dinner and a movie because this Sunday I will be participating the Post Merdeka Run. So this was my replacement for Mrs William.

Mr William : Honey, I am home! Come let's go...

Mrs William : ** no sound no gas **...

Mr William : Honey... ** walks into the room ** ...

Mrs William : ** waiting naked in the room for me **...

Nah... nothing of such happen... ** rewind **

Mr William : Honey... ** walks into the room **

Mrs William : ZZZZ zzzz zzzzz...

Mr William : Hey, wake up! We agreed tonight... we go out makan and see movie... don't sleep!!!

Mrs William : I ammm sleeeeepyyy.... I wannnt to sleeeeepp.... ZZZZ zzzzz zzzzz...

Mr William : Ayoooh.... wake up lar... it's just 6:30 pm... ayooo...

Mrs William : Laaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyy... Sleeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyy.... ZZZZZ Zzzzzzzzzzz....

Mr William : Okay, if you don't wake up now... I go down to wash my car... and pamper my City...

Mrs William : ZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Later that evening after I cleaned City, I called up Pizza Hut for delivery...

williamwilstroth... ayooooh.... so laaaazzzzzyyyyy....

Where are all those good TVB dramas?

TV Channels in Malaysia can do better right, can't they? I hate Taiwanese Idol drama because almost all of it's storyline sucks big time and it is full of nonsense. Yes, I anti Taiwanese Idol dramas. Why can't our Malaysian TV channels just broadcast drama/series from TVB (Hong Kong)? TVB dramas are more valued, interesting and exciting to see than a bunch of nonsense kids whose brains still not grown fully; running around and look like there's nothing serious in their life. 

No doubt Taiwan has a lot of handsome, beautiful and sexy idols but I just hate seeing them in the dramas. I rather see them sing or just listen to their song. I still like my TVB dramas.

Mrs William : Wah, full of leng chais! what is the name of this drama...?

Mr William : ** Keeps quiet **...

Mrs William : Eh honey, do you know the name of this show?

Mr William : its called "Nonsense", go watch RTM 1... got National Geographic... good for you and our daughter...

Mrs William : -_-"

I have to admit that RTM 1's National Geographic program is way much better than 8TV's stupid Taiwanese idol dramas. No wonder we have so many Ah Lians and Ah Bengs in Malaysia... 

williamwilstroth... I hate Taiwanese idol dramas...

The Power of Women...

Men falls over and becomes crazy over women. A woman can bend a man. The more powerful a woman the man will be more submissive. More powerful?! I think a beautiful woman will surely force any men to be more submissive than ever before in their life. If the beautiful woman is the wife, the man will definitely KOW TOW! You don't belive me?! I proved it to you now...

Mrs William : Go iron my baju now!

Mr William : Lazy lar...

Mrs William : ** Radioactive and Nuclear missiles launched from her eyes; Rambo pun boleh mati! **...

Mr William : ** Drops Honda City manual **... ok ok...

Now you see...

williamwilstroth... do or not do?!

A tribute to my Kancil "Pigatron" 660...

Five years ago, I drove a Kancil 660 and I was so happy that I finally got my own covered transportation and I am not going to wet in the rain going to work anymore. Yes, I rode a motorcycle when I was still studying back in the university. Apart from riding the bike, I had took train and buses which I was still in Sydney. That was further 10 years ago. Just last week, I took my new ride back from Honda. I gotten myself a new Honda City.

Kancil 660 had been a very good companion to me. It had brought me to a few places that I could not be more grateful than having a motorcycle that gets wet during moonsoon season. More important, it was Kancil 660 who led me to get my girlfriend to become my wife. So Kancil 660 had been working very hard and no doubt it deserved a great phrase. Kancil 660 is a strong car for it had travelled from Kuala Lumpur to Ipoh and Penang. Then a round trip back to Kuala Lumpur. As strong as it is, I only know he nearly gave way when I had negligently fail to maintain it accordingly. Fortunately, I brought it to a great mechanic that fixed it up and in no time, it performance was a good as I had just purchased it from day one.

Only several months ago, I had christened my Kancil as Pigatron in conjunction with Transformers 2. From then on, PIGATRON was that good old Kancil which still brings me the good adventure travelling from Penang to Ipoh and Kuala Lumpur. Only this time was different because it had to bring my wife and me to do some shopping in the capital of Malaysia. Last time, it had to bring me to court my wife. So PIGATRON had done its part right from day one. Although it does not have the luxury such as CD player, climate control, audio control or the large 16" rim like any other mid size sedan but it has surprised me with its strenght to travel up and down Kuala Lumpur to Penang.

Yesterday, I had officially passed on PIGATRON to my brother. Hopefully, PIGATRON will bring him many adventures and to begin with back again in Kuala Lumpur where all it had happened!

williamwilstroth... PIGATRON great!!!

Returned by bus, crossed the sea with ferry and took a cab...

It's been some time I travelled by bus, ferry and cab. Today I had the opportunity to do that and I got to experience again some of those weird stuffs you likely to see, for example, how other people's weird behavior in the public.

7:45 AM, Ipoh, Sri Maju bus station - a couple of foreign tourist sat by the bench beside the office's entrance waiting for their bus. Lots of bus exhaust fumes were spilled by the buses that parked in front of them and the lady begun to cough and coughed non stop. The fume was unbearable and this bus driver was revving up his bus's engine. More fumes sputtered out from the exhaust pipe. The lady coughed so much that her husband had to give her a bottle of water to drink to subdue her coughing.

8:00 AM, Ipoh, Sri Maju bus station - another young Chinese couple arrived. The girl wore a strapless yellow color tube showing her bare shoulders and a short jeans exposing her fair legs. Nice! She had wavy long black hair and light make up on her fair face. Adorable! Lovely! On the other hand, her boyfriend, I have no words to describe him but one expressed impression - typical Malaysian Ah Beng. They were waiting for the KL bound bus. They were hugging each other and some old aunties were looking with dissapproval.

8:15 AM, Ipoh Sri Maju bus station - a group of Indians came and they looked very happy and cheerful. Of course, today is post Deepavali so I am thinking they are now returning back to their home. Later, I get to know that they are going to Butterworth in the same bus with me. Then another Malay couple came and they were very quiet and they looked very exhausted too. On one hand, I had gone twice to the toilet before the arrival of my bus. It always fascinates me when the graffities in the men's toilet always had GAY numbers on the wall. Do you notice that?Why not offer numbers to win 4D? It is always GAY numbers...

8:20 AM, Ipoh Sri Maju bus station - the damn bus finally arrive later than the initially scheduled 8:15 as departure time. The clerk said the bus was probably stucked in the morning jam. As per my knowledge, Ipoh's traffic usually is quite free especially on a Sunday morning. Mom said the bus is due to come from another bus station probably got hold up over there picking up passengers. Anyway, the bus arrived and I sat next to one young Malay man (or student?). He was quiet throughout the journey occasionally playing with his phone. I whipped out my HTC and SMS-ed my darling that I am now in the bus.

8:50 AM, entering PLUS highway - I took out my book, "The Last Empress", and read many chapters until I reached Butterworth. The bust stopped midway, god knows which Rest & Relax Stop, for passengers to go to toilet, and stretched themselves. The bus driver went for a smoke. I think the bus stopped, predominantly, for the bus driver wanted a smoke. Bah, smokers, they can't live or live without a stick in between their lips and their fingers. We reached Juru at nearly 10:00 AM.

10:30 AM, Butterworth Jetty - After I alighted from the bus, I felt quite lost and disoriented because I had read non stop all the way from the last stop to Butterworth. My eyes had yet to adjust to the bright sun light. In addition to that, this was also my first time taking the ferry on my own. All this while I had my darling wife to guide me around in Penang. I acknowleged the fact that I can get very lost without my wife being my compass when I am on a travel. Luckily, a Malay girl who sat a few rows in front me, passed by me, and I asked her for directions to go to the Jetty's terminal. "You can follow me, I am going there too", she told me. I smiled and thanked her for her kindness. I am indeed embarassed by my lost of direction in the terminal. 

10:50 AM, the ferry arrived - I boarded the ferry, thanked the malay girl and she went her way. I took one seat near the ferry's food counter and SMS-ed my parents and my darling again. To my parents, "On the ferry" and to my darling, "I am on the Star Cruise, going around the Island, wanna join?". She replied, "Get your arse back on the island as soon as possible". That was it. Around that time, an old man, not really old, sat just two seats away to my left. He was coughing and clearing his throat a lot of times. Suddenly he got up and moved towards the railing and picked up an empty Twisties packet! Strange! He sat down again and spit his phelgm into the Twisties packet! Damn you! I am not going eat Twisties anymore. Imagine his phelgm was so much, and it glistened, that went into the Twisties packet. I turned to the other side to avoid looking at him. Of course, I felt revolted and disgusted by this old man. When I think about it, if I were in his shoes, I would also be finding a way to discard my phelgm. Swallow or spit it out. Well, at least the old man was not doing it on the floor. On one hand, it was a good thing he did it with the empty Twisties packet. Unfortunately, the old man has tarnish my impression on Twisties snack. Probably, I will not eat Twisties for a period. Argghh... Yuckiieee!!!

11:30 AM, Reached Penang Island's Jetty - Got out and headed down to the station for my last mode of transport back to Pulau Tikus. My mind was deciding whether to take the RapidPenang or the cab. Perhaps, the first cab driver I see I will take the cab. Of course, one will always see the taxi drivers first before the buses. "Adventist Hospital", I told him. Wait, why I chose to stop at Adventist. I must be crazy and I could have just told him to stop at One-Stop. Or better, stop at Midlands Condo. Damn myself and so silly of me. It must the travelling that had screwed up my mind. Finally, I reached Adventist, went to One-Stop, bought some boxes of orange juice and went home. Finally, it is nice to be home with my darling. Oops! I have not gone down to see my mistress...

williamwilstroth... bus-ferry-taxi adventure

Must pay more attention...

In conjuction with the title above, please pay more attention to....

The Senior Citizen.

The other day, the co-Author went to watch the Singapore's ghost story called "Where got ghost?". In one part of the movie, it depicted a very dramatic scene of an almost abandoned mother, even in her afterlife! Thought by the sons that the mother did not blessed them for wealth but in the end, the mother actually blessed them for much greather thing than wealth, it was health, safety and happiness of the family.

Then came my gf's grandmother who passed away recently and at the funeral, there is one part where the sons and daughters had a "karaoke" session for their belated mother. They were singing "mama hau" and one could actually feel their eyes tearing. The scene was touching with many of their friends, relatives and neighbours around sat there listening to the "karaoke" session.

And then came main Author post "Dementia is a horrifying diseases..."

With all these points brought forward, I truly felt that the world is moving too fast that the new generation, indeed, need to pay some or maybe more attention to the senior citizen.

"One might move ahead to a better place but please remember the past of that one with you most of the time when you first started to crawl, then walk and eventually talk and run... "

crude hastings... respect and care for your elders...

Dementia is a horrifying diseases...

Source : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iXPHhfk_7E

Produced by Vinn Bay and Tee Boon Leng for ADI (Alzheimer Disease Internation) Conference on March, 2009.

williamwilstroth... ADI

Saturday is NACHOS, rice, fried kang-kung, and all sorts...

Normally Saturday it's a day for both of us to relax and do nothing at all. Laze around, play Facebook, check out TWITTER, watch some drama, talk about something to make each other laugh, and even make sex fun of each other. Well, this is our Saturday but when it comes to lunch and dinner, you would think of couples do their own cooking, or maybe the wife cook for the husband. No, my wife do not really cook most of the time.

She cooks when she either has the passion or there is a special occasion, rreeeaaaalllll special occasion! Hence most of the time, it is either I cook or I go out takeaway. So today here's one of our own routine:

Mrs William : Honey, go tapao for lunch... I'm hungry liao...

Mr William : ** Minimmize Facebook **... go grab my pants  (hey, i wear boxer at home, ok?)

Mrs William : I want to eat sambal fried fish, one slice of spicy omelette, and some stir fried kang-kung... ;P

Mr William : What?! you think I'm the chef ar?!

Mrs William : Please lar... honey... Please lar...

Mr William : ok lar... I go see got or not...

So at the stall selling economy rice,

Mr William : hmm... for myself... ** pick some fried meatballs, stir fried kai lan, and steam egg with pork **... yum yum...

Then,

Mr William : for the Mrs... ** pick sambal fried drumstick, some stir fried kai lan, and one sunny side up fried egg **... ooh... yummmy....

Then, I will go to the 7-11 convenient store to grab the newspaper and some other things,

Mr William : ** picks the Star paper, a pack of NACHOS and a AutoCar magazine **...

Back at home...

Mrs William : ** took one look at the tapao rice **... Ooi!!! Where's my sambal fried fish, omelette egg and sambal kang-kung?!?!?!

Mr William : ** yum yum **... shit... oops!!! I did it again... ** Britney Spears singing **

Mrs William : Where?

Mr William : Eh today not selling... so I chose these for you...

Mrs William : You are lying!!!! You are lying!!!

Mr William : No lar... hehehe... after all, it is still delicious, dear...

Mrs William : I don't care... I want your one... you take my one!

Mr William : UH! noooooooo!... you can't!

Mrs William : Why not?

Mrs William : You want syok syok or not tonight?!

Mr William : -______-" ok ok lar...

Mr William : ** Opens up that pack of NACHOS ** ... yum yum... ** serves with rice nice too! **

Mrs William : Ooi! You fat boy!... eat your lunch properly lar.. serves with snack food... you want to die is it?! Who teach you to eat like that huh?! huh?! huh?!

Mr William : ** Puts away the NACHOS **... okay okay... hehehehe...

Mrs William : ** grumble grumble and ate her lunch **...

Sigh... there goes my bad eating habit... as you see, I have always like to have a variety of food serve on my plate. A bad habit that goes way back while I studied in the uni...

williamwilstroth... NACHOS, rice, meatballs and a nice glass of lemon tea... yes!!!

Dogs and Suap-ing...

Mr William : The damn dog is barking again... 10:30 pm liao... siao...

Mrs William : yeah lor...

Mr William : Maybe we can feed the dog some poison... and settled it once and for all...

Mrs William : don't lar... no good...

Mr William : Every night also like that... bark bark bark... non stop...

Mrs William : Come lar... ignore the dog... eat!

Mr William : ** mumbling mumbling ** bark again ** mumbling mumbling **

Mrs William : Nah eat somemore... ** suap Mr William makan **

Mr William : ** mumbling mumbling ** owner also ** mumbling mumbling ** siao...

Mrs William : ** suap Mr William makan **...

Mr William : ** mumbling mumbling **...

Mrs William : Finish eating ar?...

Mr William : Eh, you think I am small boy... no need to suap lar... come let me eat it...

Mrs William : ** hands over the plate of Fried Rice **

Mr William : ** SKALI telan everything **... DONE!

Mrs William : -_________-"

williamwilstroth... suap suap bark bark... siao dog!!!

Oh, who told you to look at the girl?!

It's NEVER A SIN if you ogle at pretty girls especially when they walk past you. Who can resist it, right? God blessed you with a pair of eyes so you can see whatever you like, want or even love. However, guys should not do it together with their wife.

If you cannot avoid ogling at beautiful girls because they are just there - do not say, advice or critic anything about them in front of your wife.

Mr William : ** Stop in front of the condo's gate ** ... oh, this girl again... wow...

Mrs William : What wow?! oooh... looking girls huh... what this girl again...??!!

Mr William : ... well, she was...

MrS William : looking at leng lui again ar while I was away... do you know it's a SIN...

Mr William : ... it's not like what you think lar...

Mrs William : ... what?! what?!... looking at leng lui is a SIN... when you see... your brain reacts then it becomes a SIN... when your brain reacts... you have WANTS... it becomes a SIN...

Mr William : ... Aiya low poh... oogling only wut... you also sometimes do that lar...

Mrs William : ... I can... you cannot... pok chui* some more... ** pinch pinch **

Mr William : ** aduh aduh **... ok ok... but its you who taught me, "God gives us a pair of eyes... if one don't look at leng luis... it's a SIN...

Mrs William : yes... only I can... not you... get it?! ** pinch pinch somemore **

Mr William : ** aduh aduh ** ... -__-"

Mrs William : Grrrr...

* pok chui - meaning rebut the argument, argued or making a point to contradict.

williamwilstroth... IT IS A SIN... please look more...

Your routine when you surf...

My routine when I open my browser are as follows :

1. Open up my favorite forum SDN SAP...

2. Open up my favorite emails Yahoo and Gmail... strangely, it used to be Hotmail...

3. Open up my favorite social network site... Facebook... (argh! damn)

4. Open up my favorite new site... Twitter... and begin to add some feelings to it...

5. Open up my blog... and try to think of something to write...

Okay, its 1:23 AM... go to sleep...

what's your favorite routine when you surf?

williamwilstroth... open... open... open...